Me (7/28 10:50 am) Funny bumper sticker I saw "It takes a lot of balls to golf the way I do" HA HA HA
Answer from my THREE sisters ?
Terri (7/28 1:37 pm) :)
I have two older sisters. Terri is between me and the oldest. She is "dog trainer extraordinaire". She found our newest family addition for us ... an 18 month old australian shepherd, Joey, whom we love dearly. She has his sister and brother ... Susie and Shooter.
After a day to think, I text her back (I've had time to think about the lack of communication .... and I'm going to make them wish they had responded)
Me (7/29 1:35pm) FYI Joey poops more than any other dog in the history of the world ... going to rename him "Shitter"
Me ( 7/29 1:38 pm) If I were to give him back to u ... u could say to people "Hi this is my dog "Shooter" and this is his brother "Shitter" :P
This ends my revenge on Terri ... my sisters always cringe when I start the potty talk ...
Now on to my oldest sister Robbi ... She didn't respond at all ... not even a smiley face. So ...
Me (7/29 4:22 pm) We r @ pool & kids had 2 use potty ... when I pulled up jacks wet pants his feet came up & his head went in the toilet
Robbi (7/29 4:24pm) LoL
Okay ... it really sucks when you have such good lines and no good responses. Personally I've been laughing about the head in the toilet for the past 2 hours. Thank God I had already flushed the toilet. I did keep telling him to practice holding his breath under the water when we got back to the pool ... hoping to get the cooties out of his hair.
I know everyone comes to my blog for the really highbrow stuff ... so I thought I should deliver.
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