Me (7/28 10:50 am) Funny bumper sticker I saw "It takes a lot of balls to golf the way I do" HA HA HA
Answer from my THREE sisters ?
Terri (7/28 1:37 pm) :)
I have two older sisters. Terri is between me and the oldest. She is "dog trainer extraordinaire". She found our newest family addition for us ... an 18 month old australian shepherd, Joey, whom we love dearly. She has his sister and brother ... Susie and Shooter.
After a day to think, I text her back (I've had time to think about the lack of communication .... and I'm going to make them wish they had responded)
Me (7/29 1:35pm) FYI Joey poops more than any other dog in the history of the world ... going to rename him "Shitter"
Me ( 7/29 1:38 pm) If I were to give him back to u ... u could say to people "Hi this is my dog "Shooter" and this is his brother "Shitter" :P
This ends my revenge on Terri ... my sisters always cringe when I start the potty talk ...
Now on to my oldest sister Robbi ... She didn't respond at all ... not even a smiley face. So ...
Me (7/29 4:22 pm) We r @ pool & kids had 2 use potty ... when I pulled up jacks wet pants his feet came up & his head went in the toilet
Robbi (7/29 4:24pm) LoL
Okay ... it really sucks when you have such good lines and no good responses. Personally I've been laughing about the head in the toilet for the past 2 hours. Thank God I had already flushed the toilet. I did keep telling him to practice holding his breath under the water when we got back to the pool ... hoping to get the cooties out of his hair.
I know everyone comes to my blog for the really highbrow stuff ... so I thought I should deliver.
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Oh my! You can file that one away for the next time you need to embarrass him!
Loving the bumper sticker....and who doesn't at least respond with a smiley face??? C'mon - it was FUNNY!
Too funny. I'm guessing they were laughing too hard to send a proper response.
Re: BigSis - ditto
Am I at the right blog site?!? Very different but very funny!
Those were fine texts. People are lucky to get any comedy at all via text. I'd be thanking my lucky stars.
I'm about to start potty training my youngest. August is "the month".
Oh yes, I'd totally be dunking his head in the pool!
Those both deserved way more than a smiley face or an LoL!! You obviously got the sense of humor in the family. Loved the one about renaming the dog Shitter!
You just made me count my blessings sister. It's my 3 sisters that make me blush.
we have room for one more, want me to sign some papers?
Oh, how I hate when I don't get the response I expect back on something that i find really funny. it happens in blogging, too!!!
thanks for reading my blog today :)
this is some good stuff here!!! That's exactly why you need a blog - so you can get responses other than :-) and LoL
No one listens to me in real life either which is why I blog and then eagerly await responses ;-)
Haha, hilarious bumper sticker!
ok. seriously, when i get no response to an obviously hilarious one liner, it just makes me *head slap* and think i'm alone in my lil brain.
What?! Your sisters need to pick up the pace with the repsoce thing. LOL the head in the toilet ashould have gotten at least a line...:)
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