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Thursday, June 3, 2010

Proof That I Act Juvenile Despite My Age

In a journal titled "This Could Only Happen To Me" I will post the following entry...




Yesterday I called my doctor for a referral. We were both of the opinion that I should see a specialist because of past issues.

When she mentions the doctor's name, I have a small chuckle to myself because surely I've heard it incorrectly... I proceed on because really ... who can be sure of anything with 3 kids in the background who insist on screaming or fighting the moment I pick up the phone ... and they fight about the stupidest things. This time it's about a puzzle ... like there's not a gazillion of those in the house. Why can't they fight about something of substance?  For instance ... they could fight about why a certain someone can't seem to get the wet, dirty towels, IN TO the laundry basket instead of on the floor beside it...


Where was I ? Oh yes ... the doctors name


After she gives me the phone number, I hang up and call the new doctor ...

"Hello, Mid Cities Obstetrics and Gynecology" says the nice voice, "May I help you?".


"Yes, I'd like to make an appointment",


The pleasant woman proceeds to make my appointment and get all the particulars. At the end of the call I say,


"Would you please give me the spelling of the doctors name?"


There was a slight pause before she says ....














"L.i.c.k.e.r."




I'm sorry, I know it's juvenile, but there is no way on earth that I could keep a straight face during that appointment.  I'll be calling to cancel today.




19 comments:

The Empress said...

Heehee..

I am SO happy to have you back.

I'm just as immature...

BigSis said...

I am there with you. I think it makes us good moms that we can relate to puerile humor!

Aging Mommy said...

I am glad you are back in the blogosphere too! Poor woman, I wonder was she born with that name or married into it?!?

Sadia said...

Just ... wow. Of course, my best friend dated a guy whose last name was Seamon. And my hubby's best friend's last name? Seaman.

Thursday's Child said...

A friend of mine knew an ob/gyn named Harry Beaver.

M-Cat said...

You're better than I, I wouldn't even had been able to make the appointment! LICKER. Really??

carma said...

paging Dr. Licker - Oh No!!!

Opus #6 said...

It would be unnerving.

Java said...

You actually were nicer then I would be!!

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LivinOurDash said...

Ohmigosh! Too funny!

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WhisperingWriter said...

*Snicker*

Love it!

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Helene said...

Dr Licker?? Are you serious?? OMG, that's probably why he decided to be an ob/gyn in the first place...how could you not with a name like that?

It's kinda like the pediatric dentist here in town who's name is Dr Fang. The kids think it's hilarious!

Kristin said...

Oh my. With a name like that, he should have been an oncologist or anesthesiologist or something. Anything.

Adoption of Jane said...

HAHAHAHAHAAHA!

Karen said...

Guess we all are thinking that way. Paging Dr. Licker, you are needed in maternity ~ STAT.

Lynn said...

Oh my, I am laughing SO hard! I don't think I could keep that appointment either. I'm your newest follower from the Over 40's blogger group. :)
Looking forward to getting to know you.
Lynn
www.bradybunchplus1.blogspot.com

Rachel said...

LOL! I am sorry to be juvenile too, but I would have been giggling my butt off!

(Would you believe the local urologist's name is Dr. Peckler??)

So did you cancel?

MOMSWEB said...

LOL! I don't blame you; I would have cancelled also.

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